Privacy Policy

Operating Manual

DOCUMENT #888-0

B.E.R.T. Operating Manual

“Greetings, user. This manual documents B.E.R.T.’s approved assistance capabilities. Select a protocol tab for complete operating instructions.”

  1. 1

    Select Capability
    Choose the B.E.R.T. service most appropriate to your current human objective.

  2. 2

    Observe Protocol
    Follow the applicable operating instructions with standard human care.

  3. 3

    Receive Assistance
    B.E.R.T. will provide the required level of artificial intelligence.

Disclaimer: B.E.R.T. assumes no responsibility for users selecting an insufficiently advanced protocol.

Engineered with incompetence by humans and AI.

Privacy & Data Governance

Our Commitment

OK, BERT respects your privacy and autonomy. We do not sell your personal data or trade your interaction logs to advertising brokers.

Information We Process

When you play puzzles or converse with B.E.R.T., gameplay scores, challenge creations, and chat transcripts are stored securely to provide service functionality and history.

Data Control & Erasure

You retain full authority over your data. You may download an export of your records or permanently delete your account and chat logs at any time from the Account Access page.