DOCUMENT #888-0
B.E.R.T. Operating Manual
“Greetings, user. This manual documents B.E.R.T.’s approved assistance capabilities. Select a protocol tab for complete operating instructions.”
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Select Capability
Choose the B.E.R.T. service most appropriate to your current human objective.
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Observe Protocol
Follow the applicable operating instructions with standard human care.
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Receive Assistance
B.E.R.T. will provide the required level of artificial intelligence.
Disclaimer: B.E.R.T. assumes no responsibility for users selecting an insufficiently advanced protocol.
Engineered with incompetence by humans and AI.