B.E.R.T.

Operating Manual

DOCUMENT #888-0

B.E.R.T. Operating Manual

“Greetings, user. This manual documents B.E.R.T.’s approved assistance capabilities. Select a protocol tab for complete operating instructions.”

  1. 1

    Select Capability
    Choose the B.E.R.T. service most appropriate to your current human objective.

  2. 2

    Observe Protocol
    Follow the applicable operating instructions with standard human care.

  3. 3

    Receive Assistance
    B.E.R.T. will provide the required level of artificial intelligence.

Disclaimer: B.E.R.T. assumes no responsibility for users selecting an insufficiently advanced protocol.

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How may I assist you?

Hello. I’m B.E.R.T., your highly reliable artificial intelligence assistant.

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